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shelbu

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[28 Dec 2005|12:59pm]

[ mood | infuriated ]

[ music | 3MANCIPAT3N 0F M1M1!!!1!1!!! ]

QUIT3 0BVIOU5HLI3 SUM1 THINKZ D3Y CAN ST3AL M3H CH3ST3R FRUM M3h BY PR3T3ND3N T3W B3 M3H!!! W3LL TH1NK AG3N M4RI4H, BCUZ D3M CHICK3NZ ISH ASH Nd I 4M L0TI0N!!!1!

ISH LYK3 DAT YALL.

why duz m3h b4ckgr0und l3wk funni3?!?1!?! ish lyk3 all brit3!1!1! i f33l lyk3 im 0n drugz!!1!!1!!!! k3wl!!!1!!!!!!!

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[10 Jun 2004|08:51pm]

[ mood | devious ]

[ music | s1x p3nc3 n0n3 tha rich3r!1!!!! ki55 m3h!!!! (i d3dicat3 it t3w m3h ch3st3r!1!!!!) ]

dis ish f0r all da pr3pz try3n t3w st3al m3h ch3st3r fr0m m3h!!!11!!!1!!1!!!!! and m3h f0nt t3w!!!1!1!!!!1

n3waiz!!1!! n0w dat im at h0m3 ag3n i can 5tart hang3n 0ut wit m3h fri3ndz m0re!!!11!!!1!! it sukz th0 cuz wh3n3v3r i call t3w try nD hang 0ut with d3m d3r alwaiz biz33!!!!11!!!1 wut a w3ird c0insid3nts!1!!!! 0h w3ll!1!!!! at l3ast i g0t a j0b!1!!! n0w i can buy a n3w l1nk3n prak shirt!1!!1!!! cuz da last 0n3 i had wuz ACC1D3NTIALLY m3lt3d wh3n m3h m0m TRIPP3ED and spilt drain0 all 0v3r m3h!!!1!!!! luck1ly i g0t da shirt 0ff b3f0r3 da drain0 burnt m3h skin TO0O0 badli3. but it sing3d m3h 3y3br0w hairz 0ff ag3n!1!!1!!!! D3Y W3R3 JUST START3N T3W GR0W BACK!!1!!!!!! wut3v3r... i p3ncil d3m in n0w and it mak3z m3 l3wk r3alli3 punk RaWk!1!!!! ish all pr3tti3 k3wl. n3waiz i w3rk at dis burg3r plac3 call3d Mcdo0galz!1!!!!1! m3h b0ss, larri3, h3 saiz im hiz fav0rit3 3mpl0y33 b3cuz m3h pr0sth3tic arm and hand d0ubl3s az a spatula!1!!!!1! h3 lik3z m3h so0o0 much h3 invit3z m3 t0 hang 0ut wit him al0n3 in hiz 0ffic3 a l0t!1!!1!!!! h3 t3llz m3 im r3alli3 pr3tti3 but i t3ll him dat h3z 0ld and i 0nli3 l0v3 m3h ch3st3r!1!!1!!!

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W0WE!1!!!!! [12 Apr 2004|06:23pm]

[ mood | confused ]

[ music | BL1NK-183 - F33L3N THIZ!1!1!!!!!! ]

m3h ch3st3r 0's!1!1!!!!1 IT L0W3RS Y3R K0L3ZT3R0L!1!!!!

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SUN 0F A B1TCH!1!!!! [22 Dec 2003|11:32am]

[ mood | infuriated ]

[ music | L1NK3N PR4K!1!!!! ]

I don t think that ya really like them...not much
more then a little fan that has visit not even
more than 2 fan sites and not even the official
or ya just don t like them at all or off course
just there body s..which seems reasonable 2
me!!!

just a Linkin Park quiz
brought to you by Quizilla

WUT DA FAWK3N H3LL!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!?!?111!??! 0BVIOSLI3 SUM KIND 0F A PR3P MUSHT 0F MAD3 DI5!!!1!!!!11!!

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[08 Dec 2003|07:51pm]

[ mood | depressed ]

[ music | G3W G3W DAWLLZ!!!!1!!!!!!!!! ]

wdp ish g0w3n 0n h3r3?!?!?!?!1!?!?!?!?!?!? dat wush3nt m3h!1!!!!!! i b3t it wush sum pr3p wh0 wuz try3n t3w hack m3h kumput3r!1!!!1!!!!!!!! and st3al m3h f0nt!!1!1!!!!! d0nt st3al m3h fawk3n f0nt!1!1!!!!!! ish min3!1!!! just lik3 m3h ch3st3r!11!!! plu5, fr0d0 bagg3nz iz ugli3!!!1!11!!!!! h3 haz a mull3t!11!!!!! wut da fawk!1!??!?!?!

p.5...
m3h littl3 br0th3r ACCID3NTIALLI3 kn0ck3d 0v3r da radi0 int3w da tub w3n i wuz tak3n a bath!1!1!!!! it sing3d all m3h 3y3br0w h4irz 0ff!1!!!! h3r3z a pikshur3!1!!!!

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fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!! [08 Dec 2003|07:49pm]

[ mood | indescribable ]

[ music | fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1! ]

fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!fr0d0 bagg3nz!!!1!!!!

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h3ll0 3v3rybuddi3!!!1!!!! [07 Dec 2003|07:22pm]

[ mood | horny ]

[ music | k3lli3 0zb0rn!1!!!1!!!!! PAPA D0NT PR33CH!1!!!!!! ]

wush up wit y3w?!?!??!?! w3ll dat5 k3wl. n3wayz!1!!!!!!!! s0 t3wdai wh3n i wush g3tt3n 0ut 0f da sh0w3r (MIND3N M3H 0WN BIZZN3SS!!!1!) i s33 dish g1rl stand3n d3r and sh3s all nak3d and 1m all lyk3 "wut da fawk ish g0w3n 0n!1!!!?!!! put s0m3 cl0th3z 0n!1!!!!!!!" and sh3 cumZ up t3w m3h and wuz lyk3 "h3y babi3!!!!!". 3w!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!111 sh3 wuz 0BVI0USLY sum kind 0f a pr3p!!1!!!!!! s3w i t3wk 0ff m3h pr0sth3tic arm and h1t h3r wit it!1!!!!!!! d3n sh3 wuz all lyk3 "im t3ll3n sist3r w3ndi3!!!1!!" s3w d3n sist3r w3ndi3 cam3 up t3w m3h and s3d dat i 0bvi0usly w0rship sat3n and dat i sho0d r3p3nt all m3h sinz 0r sumth3n!!!1!!! s3w i wuz all lyk3 "wut in da fawk3n h3ll?!?!11??!" and i h1t h3r with m3h pr0sth3tic arm tew!1!!!1!!!!! d3n i g0t kick3d 0ut 0f da kath0lik sk3wl church f0r say3n h3ll in da 'h0uz3 0f g0d1!!!!" !1!!! but n0w i hav3 da int3rn3t ag3n nD i kan talk t3w m3h ch3zt3r all da tym3!1!!!!1!!!!!!! h3 wuz t0uch3n hims3lf 0n yaho0 m3ss3ng3r 4 m3h lazt nit3!1!!1!!!!!!!!!! h3r3z a pikshur3!!!!!!11!111!!!!!

!!!1!!

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[04 Dec 2003|09:15pm]

[ mood | quixotic ]

[ music | wut duz qu1x0tic m3an?!?!?!?!?!!??1!?1?!?1??!?! ]

m3h m0m 3nr0ll3d m3h int0 dis kath0lik church sko0l nD th3y hav3 n0 int3rn3t acc355!!!1!!1!!!!!! s0 i snuk 0ut t3w schl0tsk33z d3li3 2 uz3 d3r c0mput3rz!!!!1!1!!!!! i th1nk i l0st m3h gla55 3y3 wh3n i wuz climb3n 0v3r da barb3d wir3 f3nc3!1!!!1!!!!!!! sist3r w3ndi3 iz g0w3n t3w b3 so0o0o000o00o0o0 mad if sh3 findz 0ut!!!!111!!!!

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[24 Jun 2003|04:48pm]

[ mood | h0t in m3h b1k1n1!1!!!!!!!!!! ]

[ music | b3ach b0iz!!!!1!1!!!! k0k0m0!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!! ]

h3r3z a pikshur3 dat 1958 t3wk 0f m3h and m3h ch3st3r at da b3ach!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!

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[24 Jun 2003|04:03am]

[ mood | infuriated ]

[ music | w3r3 t3h kidz in am3rica!!!1!1!!! wh00000aa!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!! ]

iv3 b33n l3wk3n 0nlin3 f0r sum k3wl n3w pr0zth3tic armz!!!1!1!!!11!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!

thiz 0n3 iz m3h fav3rit311!!!!!! but m3h m0m said dat if i tak3 it t3w sko0l i mit3 g3t sh0t at!!!!11!!!!! nD dat arm ish3nt bull3tpro0f lik3 da 0n3 i hav3 n0w!1!!!!!!!

thiz 0n3 has k3wl kniv3z!1!!!!!!! but m3h m0m s3d sumth3n lik3 "if i d0nt trust y3w with simpl3 thingz lik3 a g3l p3n, why sho0d i trust y3w with a pr0sth3tic arm that haz kniv3s 0n it!1!!!!?!?!?1?1?!?!?!?!!". wut da fawk is DAT supp0z3d t3w m3an?!?!?!?!??

da hulk!!!!!!!!!!!!

my m0m s3d ish f0r d33rz!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!

... m3h lugnutz 0n da flo0o0r?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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v14gr4 ish k3wl [23 Jun 2003|12:13am]

[ mood | horny ]

[ music | t3h str0k3s ]

s3w l4st n1ght i w3nt 0v3r t3w ch3st3rs h0us3 and w3 g0t in t3h h0ttub!!1!!
w3 wu5h t4lk1ng f0r 4 wh1l3 4ntd th3n h3 st4rt3d t3w g3t a l1ttl3 frisk3y 4nd w3 w3r3 g0ing t3w d3w it 0ut in t3h h0ttub!!
but it wush lik3.. gr0ss.. h3 wu5h 4ll 1imp 4nd c0uldnt g3t it up 4ll n1ght~!!!!
i wu3h s3w f4wking p1s53d!!!!

i to0k 4 pikshur3!!!

s3w h3 h45 4n app0intm3nt t3w g0 g3t sum vi4gr4 0n w3dn3sd4y!!1!1!
ish 4ll pr3tty k3wl

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[19 Jun 2003|07:48pm]

[ music | 4ll 4m3ric1n r3j3ktz ]

i h4v3 a pikshur3 0f m3h 4nd m3h ch3st3r d4t wuz t4k3n t0d4y!!111

i to0k th3 f4k3 skin 0ff m3h pr0zth3tik 4rm cuz it lo0ks k3wl3r with0ut it.. i f33l l1k3 t3h t3rmin4t0r m33ts tr34sur3 pl4n3t!!!!!!!!1111!

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[19 Jun 2003|02:00pm]

[ music | sumth1ng 0n m3t30r4!!1!1 ]

saintmaggieanne 95%

shetalkstoangel 91%

staletearsx 91%

susheemonkee 91%

agitated 87%

opulent_jezebel 87%

retrosoundmaker 87%

ariadne_ 84%

disturbed_mind 80%

lostnyanko 80%

kungfumunkie 79%

1958 76%

xvanillalipsx 75%

leprosytoast 74%

billiam 72%

postcards_home 72%

coleloveslp 70%

xxxsugarhigh 67%

ms_brass 65%

skeletorgo 65%

__fake_smiles 65%

dirtylilgirl 58%

shellebee 58%

collared_kitten 50%

spunktart 47%

How compatible with me are YOU?

th15 w45 sto0pid 4nd l0ng, s3w 1 ju5t put 4ny 4nsw3rz 4nd didnt r34d it!11!!!1

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[19 Jun 2003|12:33am]

[ music | br0ght 3y3z ]

shelbu
Magic Number 13
Job 9 to 5 Lifer [d3wing ch3st3r th4t is!!1!]
Personality I'd Quite Like One
Temperament Cool And Calm
Sexual Gay
Likely To Win The World Cup & Ch3st3r'z h4wt s3kz
Me - In A Word ~~Belligerent~~ ch3st3rs bish!!1
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack

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0mfg!!1!1 i ish s3wq hawt [18 Jun 2003|11:49pm]

[ mood | s3xy ]

[ music | y3ll0cr4d !!@111!!!!!! ]

i f0und sum 0f m3h pikshur3s!!!11!
4 c0upl3 of d3m 4r3 pr3tty 0ld th0!!!

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[18 Jun 2003|10:27pm]

[ mood | drunk ]

[ music | n0rm4 g3n3 ]

i h4v3 4 fawk1ng k0ld.

i th1nk ch3st3r g4v3 m3h a1dz.

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f4wk1ng f4t pr3pz [03 Jun 2003|05:42pm]

[ mood | drunk ]

[ music | t3h p05t4L s3rv1s3 ]

i w3nt t3w a link1n pr4k sh0w l4st n1ght w1th m3h ch3st3r, 4nd 4ft3r th3 sh0w, w3 w3nt t3w di5 b4r 4nd w3 b0th g0t pl4st3r3d... i th1nk h3 f4wk3d th3 w41tr3ss but im n4wt sh0r3... i ju5t n0 th4t i w0k3 up in t3h l1m0 w1th sum f4t pr3pz 4ss in m3h fac3. h3 ne3dz t3w g3t h1s 4ct t3wg3th3r!!!!!11!

p.s. i st1ll lo0o00v3 m3h ch3st3r!!!!11! :-*

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[27 May 2003|04:38pm]

[ mood | horny ]

[ music | t3h uz3d!1!1!1!!!!1! a b0x fulk uf shrap 0bjectz!1!1!!! ]

w0ah!!!!! ish b33n a r3ally lawng tym3 sinc3 i lazt wr0t3 in dis th1ng!1!!1!!1!!!!!!! but dat5 nawt m3h fault s3w dun g3t mad at m3h j3rn3l buddi3z!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!11!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!1!!1111!1!1!!! y3w s33, i wush 0n m3h way t3w sk3wl w3n all 0f a sudd3n diz bl4ck car dat had tint3ed black wind0wz pull3d up and start3d sho0o0o0t3n at m3h!1!11!!!!! i wuz all lyk3 "0h shit!!!!11!1!!! wut if th3y damag3 m3h pr0sth3tic 4rm!1!!1!!!!!!11!?!?!?!?"!!!! i kn3w m3h m0m w0ul b pizz3d if sh3 saw M0R3 bull3t h0l3z in m3h arm (lazt tym3 sh3 gr0und3d m3h!11!!! it wuz s3w gay cuz i c0uld3nt talk t3w m3h ch3st3r f0r a wh0l3 w33k!!1!!!). s3w i start3ed runn3n and i n0tic3d this 0n3 ladi3s h0us3 wind0w wuz 0p3n!1! s3w i div3d in h3r wind0w!!! she wuz pr3tty piss3d 0ff!!!1!!1!!1 sh3 start3d hitt3n m3h with a bro0o0o0m and 3v3ntually i pass3d 0ut b3cush i hav3 diab3t3s and m3h blo0od sugar wuz l0w!1!!!!!1!!! s0 thatz wh3n sh3 call3d da p0lic3 and i w3nt t3w juvi3 for 2 munthz!!1!1!!!!!
i gawt 0ut s3w mayb3 i can updat3 m0r3!!!!!1!1! if 1m nawt t3w busy wit m3h ch3st3r dat is...

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sk333ing ish k3wl!!!1! [30 Mar 2003|06:33pm]

[ mood | embarrassed ]

[ music | ju5t1n t1mb3rl4k3 - cry m3h a r1v3r!!!!!!!!!1!!1 ]

m3h m0m r3-3nr0ll3d m3h in sk3wl b3cuz sh3 s3d ch3st3r wuz making m3h st00pid!!!1!
i m3t sum k3wl fr3ndz h00 to0k m3h t3w diz sk33 r3s0rt 4nd 0n3 of th3m accid3ntally push3d m3h off ch41r lift..
i only br0k3 4 of m3h ribs.. s3w ish all k3wl.. tha dokt3r s3d i ish lucky t3w still b3h aliv3 but h3 duznt n0 anything!1!!1
wh3n i wush in t3h h0spit4l, m3h frends c4m3 t3w app0l0giz3 and 0n3 of th3m accid3ntally tripp3d ov3r m3h br3athing machin3.. s3w i wush ch0king and t3h nurs3 had t3w c0m3 plug m3h back in!!!1!111!

but ish all k3wl.. th3y s3d th3y'd tak3 m3 sk33ing ag4in wh3n i git b3tt3r!!1!111

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[04 Mar 2003|02:45am]

[ mood | loved ]

[ music | N1CK CRAT3R (i think juzt1n ish hawt3r th0)!1!!1!!!!!!!!!! - H3LP M3H!!!!1!1!1!!!!!! ]

0kay s3w lyk3 im s0rri3 i hav3nt b33n updat3n much lat3li3!!!!!!1!1!!!! but iv3 b33n r3alli3 bus3h!!!!!! cuz lyk3 m3h d0g mik3 shin0da nD i w3r3 play3n tug 0f war wit hiz ch3w t0i and i gu3sh m3h stitch3s w3r3nt compl33tli3 h3al3d s3w m3h h0l3 arm cam3 0ff!1!!!!! and d3n m3h d0g grabb3d m3h arm and burri3d it sumwh3r3 in m3h backyard!1!!!!1!! i did3nt want t3w t3ll m3h m0m cuz sh3 wo0d b3h mad, s3w i stay3d up all night l3wk3n f0r it!1!!!!!! s3w sinc3 i cant s33 v3ri3 w3ll it t3wk m3h lyk3 3 daiz t3w find m3h arm!!!11!1!1!!!! and by d3n it wush all cov3r3d in dis w3ird gr33n fuzzi3 stuff!!!!!1!11!!!!! i tri3d t3w put m3h arm back 0n with sum rubb3r c3m3nt but i gu3sh i did3nt hav3 3nuff and it k3pt fall3n off!1!!!!! s3w m3h d0g grabb3d it and tri3d t3w burri3 it ag3n but it acid3ntially g0t glu3d t3w hiz m0uth!!!!! d3h my m0m saw and th0ught i wush tak3n drugz again cuz i wush d0in bad thingz t3w da d0g!1!!1111!!!!!!!!! s3w sh3 put m3h in r3hab!!!1!! and iv3 b33n d3r da h0l3 tym3. i mad3 sum n3w fri3ndz d3r!1!!!! 0n3 0f d3m ish nam3d c0urtn3y l0v3 0r sumth1ng!!! sh3 tri3d t3w hav3 s3ckz wit m3h!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

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